Star Wars Episode II Attack of the Clones Movie Review

After the hype tornado of Episode I resulted in... episode I... Expectations were not quite as high for the sequel, and the studio was perhaps a little more careful with what did and did not make the cut this time around. With far less Jar Jar, and (blog) much more action we got Attack of the Clones and the beginning of the clone wars. However...

read more

Hatchet 3 - fun?

Hatchet 3 was the horror film of the Hatchet trilogy. It follows the murderous adventures of Victor Crowley across Louisiana's Honey Island Swamp. Kane Hodder plays Victor Crowley, Brian Quinn portrays Deputy Winslow, Rileah vanderbilt portrays Misty. The practical effects in the film are the film's greatest strength. Hatchet 3 is a modern h

read more

Star Wars Review

The king-daddy of science fiction media today.. sort of like Fallout 4 is the lord of post-apocalyptic RPGs, Star Wars needs no introduction. Thus, I'll just use this blurb to point out that until the early 80s, the film was just called "Star Wars" as "Episode IV: A (blog post) New Hope" wasn't tacked onto it just yet. That was but the first of

read more

Monster Island [Movie Review]

Monster Island is The Asylum's 2019 mockbuster. It was released just in time for Godzilla: King of Monsters. The film is about an Island called Monster Island. There, a monster could be found, who may then be named the Monster Island. It is an asylum film with a budget similar to a large kid's meal. The Asylum uses Monster Island (2019) mo

read more